Jaosn [sic] Miron
Imagine if they fucked up the spelling of your name in the yearbook. Pretty shitty, right? That’s what happened to ol’ Jason here (as replicated above) – as well as the thermonuclear fusing of two vastly different hairdos.
It’s not just that his hair flares out so majestically. It’s how high the locks start reaching out to embrace the world in mullety goodness. And if he kinda looks like a chick here, my bad. I get a vaguely jockish vibe, but regardless of type-casting by way of hair, he’s all dude.